Satire

This speech, delivered to the Auckland Goethe Society, celebrated the bond between New Zealand and Germany, highlighting the joys and challenges of learning German while emphasizing the cognitive benefits of bilingualism. It also (humorously) touched on the importance of understanding MMP and the unique German sense of humor. […]

The New Zealand Government is considering allowing 16-year-olds to vote in local elections, drawing inspiration from historic examples of young achievement. However, concerns about maturity and responsibility arise. […]

Labour’s tax plans are a troubling recipe for a misguided policy, combining contradictions, selective polling, economic fallacies, legal complexities, and political expediency, resulting in a disastrous outcome for New Zealand. […]

In a recent parliamentary session, Minister of Finance Grant Robertson adeptly employed the concept of ‘context’ to justify contradictory statements. […]

New Zealand’s foreign policy is notoriously unpredictable, but Defence Minister Andrew Little claims they’ve chosen a side, though it remains elusive. […]

In a picturesque village, The Nosy Parker pub thrived on silent dramas where friends took advantage of three generous individuals. But when the trio left for a better pub, the remaining friends suffered, blaming them for their own miseries. […]

Auckland Mayor Wayne Brown seeks to address the invasion of road cones plaguing New Zealand, proposing solutions to manage the economic and environmental impacts. […]

Having attended too many public policy conferences, it was only a matter of time until they started haunting me in my sleep. […]