Satire

Mastering ‘Democracy’ was easier than I had thought. I just had to leave all my principles and beliefs behind.

After many attempts at ‘Democracy’, I am happy to cut our political leaders some slack. I would never want their job.

By adding Ludwig van, Beethoven shall appear a little less genial than he was. He is just another composer. At least he is dead.

New Zealand’s post-modern politicians have moved past the old power philosophy and found nirvana in a place where nothing ever happens and the rulers remain untouchable in power.

If you have never heard of a “carbolic smoke ball”, you are obviously not a lawyer. The 1892 British case Carlill v Carbolic Smoke Ball Company is a classic in the law of contract. After a new decision by New Zealand’s Advertising Standards Authority (ASA), we should reconsider it.

Monty Python prepared me for the absurdities of British life. Without Monty Python, I would be even more hard-pressed to make sense of Brexit.

It took the Australian Government years to decide whom to task with building its next generation submarine fleet. It was still not enough time to prepare them for the cultural clash that followed.

Life can be so simple when you are Donald Trump.